The Many Faces of MaitlynnThe Many Faces of Maitlynn Maitlynn, the bubbly and vivacious host of the radio show, has recently revealed a surprising array of alter egos. Maitlynn The familiar face of the show, Maitlynn exudes optimism, sass, and a keen sense of fashion. Her love for puns, Nickelback, and an encyclopedic knowledge of music make her a beloved personality. Marilynn Maitlynn’s alter ego emerges after a few drinks. Marilynn is flirty, social, and prone to oversharing. She may text the next morning to apologize for any perceived missteps. Metal Maitlynn At concerts, Maitlynn transforms into Metal Maitlynn. Donning her “b*tch stomping boots,” she struts with confidence and headbangs excessively. Hatelynn A mysterious entity that lurks within Maitlynn, Hatelynn is dormant but will eventually awaken. It is speculated to be a fusion of Marilynn and Metal Maitlynn, with a potential for unleashing havoc upon unsuspecting victims. As new versions of Maitlynn emerge, this catalog will be updated.
Hello idiots.
It’s been a fun week for the show. Many of us have plans that we’ve been looking forward to for a while, but no one is as hyped as Maitlynn.
For months, our flagship station has been counting down the days until our local metal/rock festival, the Upheaval Festival, which will feature many of its favorite bands.
We have a running joke on the show that Maitlynn has an alter ego called Marilynn who comes out when she’s drunk, but this week I was introduced to two new personalities that have remained hidden: Metal Maitlynnthe version of Maitlynn that appears when she’s at a concert, and the even more elusive I am a Hatelynn.
Because of this shocking doubling of personalities in one week, I felt it necessary to catalog every face of America’s Sweetheart.
Maitlynn
We all know Maitlynn, the fun, optimistic and sassy girl we hear every day. Has an exceptional sense of fashion. Loves puns, Nickelback and can give Hot Wings a run for their money with her encyclopedic knowledge of music.
Marilynn
According to Maitlynn, Marilynn is
Flirty, but not in an obvious way. Loves and wants to talk to everyone, but will probably text everyone the next morning and act like she did something stupid the night before. She likes to oversharing.
Metal Maitlynn
The show has been introduced to both of the first versions of Maitlynn, but Metal Maitlynn is a new breed. Maitlynn says she
Is almost the complete opposite of Maitlynn. Because she wears her “b*tch stamping boots” she walks with extra sass and is much more confident. Prone to excessive amounts of headbanging.
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A mystery, even to Maitlynn, Hatelynn is buried deep within her, but she knows it is a personality that lies dormant within her and will eventually be unleashed. While she is unsure, she suspects it is a mix of Marilynn and Metal Maitlynn. If you are the one on the receiving end, be on your guard.
As more versions of her come out, this will be updated.
Sip.
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