Albuquerque Amused: Pet Goat Breaks into Local Grocery Store

Albuquerque Amused: Pet Goat Breaks into Local Grocery StoreAlbuquerque Amused: Pet Goat Breaks into Local Grocery Store Albuquerque, NM – In an unexpected turn of events, a pet goat named “Billy” became the talk of the town after breaking into a local grocery store. The incident occurred at the Smith’s Marketplace on Coors Boulevard around noon. Witnesses reported seeing the goat leisurely strolling into the store, its fleece swaying behind it. According to Sarah Jones, a store employee, Billy was “completely unfazed” by the commotion he created. “He just walked around, sniffing things and browsing the shelves,” she said. Customers and employees alike were initially amused by Billy’s antics. However, when the goat made a beeline for the produce section and began nibbling on apples, management decided to intervene. “We tried to shoo him out, but he wouldn’t budge,” said store manager David Martinez. “Finally, one of our employees managed to corner him and escort him outside.” Billy’s owner, Emily Wilson, who lives nearby, was unaware of his escapade until she received a call from the store. “I couldn’t believe it,” she said. “Billy loves to wander, but I never thought he’d make it all the way to Smith’s.” Wilson rushed to the store and apologized for Billy’s behavior. She explained that he has a habit of getting loose from her backyard. The store’s employees were understanding and didn’t press charges. However, they suggested that Wilson keep a closer eye on her pet in the future. As Billy was being led away, he managed to filch a small bag of gummy bears, much to the delight of onlookers. The incident has become a local legend, with many residents expressing their amusement and sharing photos of Billy’s grocery shopping spree on social media. City officials have even joked about creating a goat safety ordinance in response to the goat’s antics. For now, however, Billy remains a free-spirited adventurer, entertaining the people of Albuquerque with his charming and unexpected escapades.