Boise Residents Baffled by Mysterious Disappearance of All Traffic Cones

Boise Residents Baffled by Mysterious Disappearance of All Traffic ConesBoise Residents Baffled by Mysterious Disappearance of All Traffic Cones Boise, Idaho – The city of Boise has been thrown into a state of bewilderment after the sudden and unexplained disappearance of every single traffic cone within its borders. Residents awoke on Wednesday morning to find that the iconic orange markers, once ubiquitous on streets and construction sites, had vanished without a trace. The absence of the cones has caused widespread confusion and frustration among motorists and pedestrians alike. “I was driving to work, and all of a sudden, there were no more cones anywhere,” said local resident Emily Carter. “I had to swerve and slow down constantly, because I couldn’t tell where the lanes were or where there was construction.” The Boise Police Department has launched a full-scale investigation into the puzzling disappearance. So far, no leads have been discovered, and no suspects have been apprehended. “This is an unprecedented situation,” said Lieutenant Robert Jones. “We’ve never seen anything like it before. It’s as if the traffic cones just evaporated into thin air.” Theories abound about what could have happened to the cones. Some speculate that they were stolen by pranksters or vandals, while others believe they were abducted by aliens or paranormal entities. “I’ve heard people saying that the cones were trying to communicate with us or that they were part of a secret government conspiracy,” said local resident John Smith. “I don’t know what to believe anymore.” The disappearance of the traffic cones has had a significant impact on the city’s infrastructure. Without the cones, road repairs and construction projects are being delayed, and traffic flow has become chaotic. “We’re doing our best to stay on schedule with our roadwork, but it’s definitely a challenge without the cones,” said city engineer Mark Wilson. “We’re asking residents for their patience and understanding as we work through this.” As the investigation continues, the mystery of the missing traffic cones remains unsolved. Residents are encouraged to report any sightings of the cones to the Boise Police Department. Until then, drivers are advised to exercise extra caution on the roads and be prepared for unexpected obstacles.