Lincoln, Nebraska: Local Squirrel Population Spikes, Causing Traffic Chaos

Lincoln, Nebraska: Squirrel Frenzy Triggers Traffic BedlamLincoln, Nebraska: Squirrel Frenzy Triggers Traffic Bedlam Lincoln, Nebraska, is experiencing an unprecedented surge in its squirrel population, causing widespread traffic chaos and bewilderment among residents. Thousands of squirrels have invaded the city’s streets, sidewalks, and even rooftops, their numbers reaching epidemic proportions. The sudden influx has crippled traffic flow, as squirrels dart across roadways, leap onto vehicles, and cause drivers to slam on their brakes. “It’s like a squirrel apocalypse out there,” said concerned resident Sarah Jones. “I’ve never seen so many squirrels in my entire life. They’re everywhere you look.” City officials are perplexed by the population explosion. Dr. Emily Carter, a wildlife biologist at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, believes a combination of factors may be responsible. “There’s been a mild winter, which has allowed more squirrels to survive,” Carter said. “Additionally, an abundance of acorns and nuts has provided ample food for the growing population.” The squirrels’ relentless pursuit of acorns has led to them being dubbed “acorn bandits” by locals. They have ransacked trees, leaving behind a trail of empty husks and frustration. The chaos is particularly evident during rush hour. Drivers must navigate through a sea of squirrels, constantly scanning for any sudden movements that could lead to an accident. “It’s like driving through a squirrel obstacle course,” said frustrated commuter James Smith. “I’m constantly on edge, waiting for them to jump out in front of me.” City crews have been working tirelessly to clean up the acorn debris and deter squirrels from entering roadways. However, their efforts have been met with limited success as the squirrels continue to outsmart them. Wildlife experts are urging residents to take precautions to avoid contact with squirrels. They warn that while squirrels may seem cute, they can carry diseases and bite when threatened. The Lincoln squirrel crisis has become a source of both amusement and exasperation for its residents. While the furry creatures provide some comic relief, their traffic-snarling antics have left many longing for a return to a more squirrel-free existence.