Elkhart, Indiana: Local man breaks world record for most doughnuts eaten in one sitting

Elkhart, Indiana: Local Man Breaks World Record for Doughnut DebaucheryElkhart, Indiana: Local Man Breaks World Record for Doughnut Debauchery In a display of epic gluttony that would make Homer Simpson blush, Elkhart resident Jeffrey “Doughnut King” Daniels has shattered the world record for most doughnuts consumed in a single sitting. At the grand opening of the city’s newest doughnut emporium, “Sugar Squared,” Daniels demolished an astonishing 124 doughnuts in just over 30 minutes, surpassing the previous record by a staggering 24. With glazed eyes and a belly distended to comical proportions, Daniels attributed his success to a rigorous training regimen involving countless hours of binge-watching doughnut-themed documentaries. “It was the smell of warm vanilla frosting that kept me going,” Daniels admitted, his voice thick with sugar. “It was like a siren’s call, driving me towards glorious carbohydrate ecstasy.” The crowd erupted in a thunderous ovation as Daniels reached the end of his doughnut-eating marathon. Local medical personnel were on standby, but fortunately, Daniels emerged from the ordeal with nothing more than a mild case of indigestion. Mayor Jessica Davis hailed Daniels as a hero for putting Elkhart on the culinary map. “This is a proud moment for our city,” she beamed. “Jeffrey has not only broken a world record but has also demonstrated the indomitable spirit of our community.” However, nutritionists cautioned against glorifying Daniels’ achievement. “While it may be entertaining, consuming this many doughnuts in one sitting is extremely unhealthy,” said registered dietitian Sylvia McDonald. “It can lead to weight gain, heart disease, and a host of other medical issues.” Undeterred, Daniels vowed to continue his doughnut-eating exploits. “I’m not finished yet,” he declared. “My next goal is to consume 200 doughnuts in a single sitting. Watch out, world, the Doughnut King is coming for you!”