Moline, Illinois: Man Arrested for Stealing a Giant Inflatable Chicken

Moline, Illinois: Man Nabbed for Chicken CaperMoline, Illinois: Man Nabbed for Chicken Caper In a bizarre twist of events, a Moline, Illinois man has been arrested for allegedly stealing a massive inflatable chicken. The incident unfolded on a sweltering summer afternoon, leaving residents in a state of disbelief. According to police reports, a local business had rented the inflatable chicken, which stood an impressive 15 feet tall, for a promotional event. However, the chicken mysteriously vanished during the festivities. Concerned organizers alerted authorities, who launched an immediate investigation. Witnesses described seeing a man fleeing the scene with a large, poultry-shaped object under his arm. Acting on a tip, police officers apprehended the suspect, 35-year-old Harold McFeathers, at his residence. Officers found the stolen chicken deflated and hidden in McFeathers’ closet. McFeathers initially denied any involvement in the theft, but later confessed under questioning. Apparently, he had been feeling particularly stressed and decided to take the chicken as a way to “lighten the mood.” McFeathers now faces charges of disorderly conduct and theft of property. The inflatable chicken has since been returned to its rightful owner, much to the relief of the business and the amusement of the community. While the incident has undoubtedly raised eyebrows, it has also served as a cautionary tale about the risks of animal-related larceny. As the old saying goes, “You can’t steal a chicken without getting caught… especially if it’s inflatable.”